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“When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet and when toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side facing down.

I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of my cat; the two will hover; spinning, inches above the ground.

With a giant buttered-cat array, a high speed monorail could easily link New York with Chicago.”

– John Frazee, In The Journal of the Irreproducible results


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